Filipinos love to talk, sing, and make jokes. There’s no doubt about it! Pinoys are a sociable lot; they can smile and laugh at even the simplest things. Whether they’re playing games or saying tongue twisters, Filipinos sure know how to have fun!
And speaking of fun, knock knock jokes are also a big hit among Pinoys. Yes, these are the jokes that begin with a “knock knock,” followed by a “who’s there,” and the most hilarious answers you could think of! In this article, we have gathered a list of the most popular Filipino knock knock jokes that you can enjoy with your friends!
50+ Top Filipino Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock jokes have been around for a long time, although perhaps they became most popular during the 90s, when they were used as part of a comedy skit for “Eat Bulaga,” a noon-time variety show in the Philippines. One by one, each member of the cast would say a knock knock joke, and the answers turn out to be really funny!
In the following list, we have grouped 50+ knock knock jokes into several categories: names, places, songs, and “samu’t-sari” (miscellaneous). You may notice that most of the answers are associated with popular songs, while others are simply funny answers.
Some of these jokes are stated in Tagalog, some are in English, while others are in “Taglish.” In any case, we’re sure that you’ll enjoy them all!
A. Names
These knock knock jokes feature names… names that have been used in the silliest ways possible!
1. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha feeling… that tonight’s gonna be a good night! That tonight’s gonna be a good, good night!
2. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something!
3. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?!
4. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Euripedes.
Euripedes who?
Euripedes clothes… you pay for them!
5. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Inday.
Inday who?
Inday…. will always love you!
6. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Joana.
Joana who?
I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep ‘coz I miss you babe… and I Joana miss a thing!
7. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno it’s you babe, giving me the courage and the strength I need, please believe that it’s true… Babe I love you!
8. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga who?
Kung Lady Gaga ka sa piling ng iba…
9. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
10. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nanay ni Wally.
Nanay ni Wally who?
Nanay ni Wally ako sa forever!
B. Places
Meanwhile, the following knock knock jokes feature names of places and popular landmarks. The “wordplay” in some of these answers are truly remarkable!
11. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Albay.
Albay who?
Albay myself, don’t wanna be… Albay myself anymore…
12. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cabalen.
Cabalen who?
Cabalen bilinan ng Lola, huwag nang uminom ng serbesa!
13. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, thank you. Hawaii you?
14. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kamuning.
Kamuning who?
Kamuning get me, get me, get me! Baby I’m yours, Kamuning get me!
15. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Soon to open Pan de Manila.
Soon to open Pan de Manila who?
Uno, dos, tres! Soon to open Pan de Manila!
16. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mayon.
Mayon who?
On Mayon, pretending he’s beside me…
17. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pampanga.
Pampanga who?
Hey, sexy lady! Oop oop oop oop oopp… O-Pampanga style!
18. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
New Zealand.
New Zealand who?
New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo…
19. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yemen.
Yemen who?
What do Yemen when you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no!
C. Songs
As you many have noticed, most of the answers to these knock knock jokes are made to sound like part of a song. Hence, it is not surprising that this category contains the most number of knock knock jokes!
Read these aloud and see if you can guess the titles of all the actual songs!
20. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adjust.
Adjust who?
Hey, adjust met you, and this is crazy! Here’s my number, call me maybe!
21. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adjust.
Adjust who?
Adjust called to say I love you… Adjust called to say how much I care…
22. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alipin.
Alipin who?
Don’t stop, alipin! Hold on to that feelin’…
23. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Diligence.
Diligence who?
Diligence not my lover… She’s just a girl that claims that I am the one… But the kid’s not my son!
24. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nguso mo hanggang highway.
Nguso mo hanggang highway who?
Nguso mo hanggang highway, cool wind in my hair… Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air…
25. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honey dew.
Honey dew who?
Honey dew know, I needed someone like you in my life…
26. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tiger Leon Pating Kambing.
Tiger Leon Pating Kambing who?
Kailan (kailan)… Kailan mo ba mapapansin ang aking lihim? Tiger Leon Pating Kambing… Di mo pa rin pansin…
27. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Come back to me.
Come back to me who?
Come back to me-bok ang puso, wala ka nang magagawa kundi sundin ito!
28. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho! Gwapito daw ako!
29. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Paniki.
Paniki who?
Paniki, you’re so fine… You’re so fine you blow my mind, Paniki… Paniki!
30. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dalandan.
Dalandan who?
Does the moonlight shine on Paris, after the sun goes down? If dalandan bridge is falling, would anybody hear a sound?
31. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nae nae.
Nae nae who?
Nae nae, Tatay, gusto kong tinapay… Ate, Kuya, gusto kong kape!
32. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato.
Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato who?
New York… Kangkong, Kangkong Greenwich, Tomato… There’s nothing you can’t do… Now you’re in New York, New York!
33. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Maling.
Maling who?
Sa iyong ngiti, ako’y nahuhu-maling…
34. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda wings of love, up and above the clouds…
35. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me… a partridge on a pear tree!
36. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lasengga.
Lasengga who?
All Lasengga ladies (all Lasengga ladies), All Lasengga ladies (all Lasengga ladies)… Now put your hands up…
37. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Neighbor.
Neighbor who?
Neighbor mind, I’ll find someone like you…
38. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chandelier.
Chandelier who?
Chandelier na lang… Maaari bang pagbigyan?
39. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sa’min na.
Sa’min na who?
Sa’min na mina eh eh… Waka waka eh eh!
40. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dina Bonnevie, Gary V.
Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. who?
Dina Bonnevie my lover… You gotta Gary V. my friends… Make it last forever, friendship never ends…
D. Samu’t-Sari
As the term says, “samu’t-sari” refers to basically anything under the sun! Here’s a list of knock knock jokes about… well, all sorts of stuff!
41. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Coca Cola.
Coca Cola who?
Coca Cola lang sana ang ‘yong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa… Coca Cola lang sana ang ‘yong minahal, di ka na muling luluha pa…
42. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hito.
Hito who?
Hito ako oh… Basang-basa sa ulan… Walang masisilungan, walang malalapitan…
43. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
44. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
My thoughts.
My thoughts who?
My thoughts, my knees, my shoulder, my head!
45. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
My toes, mayonnaise, my shoulder, my head!
46. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
I get by with a needle help from my friends…
47. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in?
48. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Samsung.
Samsung who?
Samsung mga daliri, kamay, at paa… Dalawang tenga, dalawang mata, ilong na maganda!
49. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Talong.
Talong who?
Ano’ng paki mo talong hair ko? Inggit ka lang, kase ika’y nakakalbo!
50. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
51. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A toy, a leaf.
A toy, a leaf who?
A toy, a leaf-in mo kahit hindi batid… Aaminin ko minsan ako’y manhid…
52. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask… It’s a secret!
53. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Escabeche.
Escabeche who?
Escabecheng pataas, pataas nang pataas… Escabecheng pababa, pababa nang pababa!
54. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
How come I.
How come I who?
How come I, ‘di kita iiwan sa paglakbay… Dito sa mundong walang katiyakan… How come I, ‘di kita bibitawan sa paglalakbay… Sa mundo ng kawalan…
55. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lactum.
Lactum who?
I Lactum move it, move it! I Lactum move it, move it!
56. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mamang may gulay.
Mamang may gulay who?
Mamang may gulay, mamang may gulay… Hangga’t ang dugo ko ay dumadaloy, sa’yo lamang iaalay… Mamang may gulay…
57. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
May kumaway.
May kumaway who?
May kumaway downtown, walkin’ fast, faces pass, and I’m homebound…
58. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mighty Mouse.
Mighty Mouse who?
Mighty Mouse outside Chicago… Can’t stop driving, I don’t know why…
59. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay… W-H-O!
Final Thoughts
These are just some of the most popular knock knock jokes among Filipinos. As you can see, there is never a dull moment when you start sharing knock knock jokes! We hope you enjoy sharing the above jokes with your friends!
Aside from telling jokes, Filipinos also love to answer “bugtong” or riddle games. Check out this list of bugtong examples, and see if your friends can answer them!